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Absolutely Not T-Shirt

Absolutely Not T-Shirt

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Give your answer without saying a word with our My Dog Says Absolutely Not T-Shirt. After all, you checked with your dog… and the answer was a hard 'no way!' This sarcastic dog lover tee keeps things simple with a clean, minimalist vibe that fits right in at dog park meetups, casual outings, or anywhere you need a built-in excuse to say no. It’s a fun, low-key way to show off your dog-centric priorities. Makes a great gift for pet parents and dog lovers who believe in letting their dog make the final decision.

Unisex sizing (see size chart, above); medium weight fabric; Comfort Colors® brand tee.

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Shirt Features

FIT & SIZING

  • Comfort Colors 1717 UNISEX Tee
  • Relaxed, Unisex Fit with a slightly boxy cut, loose sleeves, and a roomy fit that flatters all body types.
  • True to Size and preshrunk to stay that way.
  • Neck Label is a sturdy twill (not tear-away).
  • See Size Chart (above) for shirt measurements

FABRIC

  • Soft and comfortable 100% ring-spun cotton.
  • Preshrunk for a vintage, broken-in feel right out of the box.
  • Substantial 6.1 oz fabric is durable and built to last..
  • Garment-dyed for vibrant, pigment-rich tones.

Eat Sleep Dogs apparel is Designed, Printed & Shipped In The USA!

Washing Instructions

Follow these instructions to keep your Eat Sleep Dogs t-shirts vibrant!

  • Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
  • Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergent. Avoid high heat!
  • Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  • Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible, or tumble dry for a few minutes then finish by hang drying.
  • If using an iron, turn your t-shirt inside out. Iron on low heat and never over the design.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

  • FREE US SHIPPING on orders $75 and over
  • Tracking is provided on all orders
  • Orders typically ship within 2-5 business days
  • Once shipped, allow 3-6 days for USPS transit time.

    *Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*

Returns


Our goal at Eat Sleep Dogs is simple - we want you to love your order! While our dog lover gear is typically non-returnable, we aim for 100% satisfaction.

Something not right with your order? We will promptly replace any incorrect or damaged items, or items with poor quality prints. Simply email us within 30 days of your purchase date at support@eatsleepdogs.com, with a description of the issue and photos that clearly show the problem.

Chose the wrong size? You may exchange your shirt for the same design in a different size. The customer is responsible for the return of the original (we do not provide pre-paid shipping labels), and for shipping on the new item. Please note that any returns must be clean, unwashed, and unused, and returned in the same condition in which you received it.

Questions? Please contact us at support@eatsleepdogs.com

*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*

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