• Red Comfort Colors t-shirt for dog lovers with humorous text 'Petting My Dog will require a full background check and pre-petting interview. Thank you.', shown on a wooden surface with shoes and jeans.
  • Blue Comfort Colors t-shirt for dog lovers with humorous text 'Petting My Dog will require a full background check and pre-petting interview. Thank you.', shown on a wooden surface with shoes and jeans.
  • Green Comfort Colors t-shirt for dog lovers with humorous text 'Petting My Dog will require a full background check and pre-petting interview. Thank you.', shown on a wooden surface with shoes and jeans.
  • Dark grey Comfort Colors t-shirt for dog lovers with humorous text 'Petting My Dog will require a full background check and pre-petting interview. Thank you.', shown on a wooden surface with shoes and jeans.
  • Berry Comfort Colors t-shirt for dog lovers with humorous text 'Petting My Dog will require a full background check and pre-petting interview. Thank you.', shown on a wooden surface with shoes and jeans.
  • Beige Comfort Colors t-shirt for dog lovers with humorous text 'Petting My Dog will require a full background check and pre-petting interview. Thank you.', shown on a wooden surface with shoes and jeans.
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Not So Fast T-Shirt

Not So Fast T-Shirt

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Looking for a fun shirt that shows the importance you place on safeguarding your dog's interactions and experiences? Or maybe a gift for a dog person who's careful about letting strangers pet their dog? Then check out our Petting My Dog Will Require a Full Background Check and Pre-Petting Interview t-shirt. Funny and tongue-in-cheek, it's perfect for dog owners who take their pup's social experiences seriously. Ideal for casual outfits (just not to the dog park!), layering, dog adventures, or everyday wear. Makes a great gift for dog lover birthdays, dog trainers and working dog enthusiasts.

Unisex sizing (see size chart, above); medium weight fabric, Comfort Colors® brand tee.

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Shirt Features

FIT & SIZING

  • Comfort Colors 1717 UNISEX Tee
  • Relaxed, Unisex Fit with a slightly boxy cut, loose sleeves, and a roomy fit that flatters all body types.
  • True to Size and preshrunk to stay that way.
  • Neck Label is a sturdy twill (not tear-away).
  • See Size Chart (above) for shirt measurements

FABRIC

  • Soft and comfortable 100% ring-spun cotton.
  • Preshrunk for a vintage, broken-in feel right out of the box.
  • Substantial 6.1 oz fabric is durable and built to last..
  • Garment-dyed for vibrant, pigment-rich tones.

Eat Sleep Dogs apparel is Designed, Printed & Shipped In The USA!

Washing Instructions

Follow these instructions to keep your Eat Sleep Dogs t-shirts vibrant!

  • Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
  • Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergent. Avoid high heat!
  • Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  • Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible, or tumble dry for a few minutes then finish by hang drying.
  • If using an iron, turn your t-shirt inside out. Iron on low heat and never over the design.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

  • FREE US SHIPPING on orders $75 and over
  • Tracking is provided on all orders
  • Orders typically ship within 2-5 business days
  • Once shipped, allow 3-6 days for USPS transit time.

    *Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based*

Returns


Our goal at Eat Sleep Dogs is simple - we want you to love your order! While our dog lover gear is typically non-returnable, we aim for 100% satisfaction.

Something not right with your order? We will promptly replace any incorrect or damaged items, or items with poor quality prints. Simply email us within 30 days of your purchase date at support@eatsleepdogs.com, with a description of the issue and photos that clearly show the problem.

Chose the wrong size? You may exchange your shirt for the same design in a different size. The customer is responsible for the return of the original (we do not provide pre-paid shipping labels), and for shipping on the new item. Please note that any returns must be clean, unwashed, and unused, and returned in the same condition in which you received it.

Questions? Please contact us at support@eatsleepdogs.com

*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*

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